Letters to the Site Administrator parte dos

There seems to be a lot of confusion on the Internet about the nature and, apparently, authorship of this blog. I will tell you right now that no one here at Toferet World Headquarters has been a member of or supported the Communist party. That being said, Workers of the world, unite!

Branches,

You best get home now, you little Mongolian war criminal. Don’t make me call them pig snatchers again and drag you home. you know how draggin’ your offspring over state lines looks. Damn ‘spicious, I tell you that. None of this “I’m a sewing blogger, not your runaway child” armadillo feces anymore, I be tired of that and it’s not even that creative. I know it’s you writin’ all this rabbitty-ribbitty on the web-a-doo. I seen better of these things anyway, you’re not foolin’ anybody, Branches. We all know you got some of those damn commy space snatchers writing all of it. Nope, not foolin’ a damn xylophone over here. Come home now and I won’t sell your gas mask collection to pay for a new veranda on the house.

Your loving mother,

Hammy Sue

 That was a ‘spicious letter. You know now that I think of it, Molly did recently make a hasty departure from Mongolia… No, it can’t be!

–Pedro