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Letters to the Site Administrator

September 5, 2012
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We here at Toferet World Headquarters enjoy reading comments and mail from our beloved readers. Today we share a recent message sent to us for your enjoyment:

Dear Site Administrator,

I was very displeased to find out that this company is not, in fact, a wholesale distributor of bobbins. Your name is very misleading and offensive to all who scour the Internet for large quantities of empty bobbins and are eventually crushed into a depression obviously unfathomable to the likes of your pernicious consortium. Expect to be reviewed most atrociously on RateMyWholesaleDistributorz.com.
Best,
Everett Rothbauer
Vice President of Marketing and Resources
Rothbauer Industries Inc.
We appreciate all concerns and try to respond to inquires/questions as appropriate and regret to inform readers that we are not, in fact, in the business of selling large (or even small) quantities of empty bobbins. We cannot verify the authenticity of this email and feel it has the scent of the elusive Pedro mammal about it.

Thank you
~Molly
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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Bia permalink
    September 5, 2012 7:32 am

    Poor Pedro… time to send her back to college and Denver away from the Great Plains and the wide-open spaces.

  2. September 5, 2012 8:46 am

    You had me- I’ve gotten so many google searches for ‘resolving petty grievances’ I just assumed it was real! Could be worse- someone could think the ‘empty bobin’ is a very complicated Kama Sutra position…..

  3. September 5, 2012 3:38 pm

    Bwahahaha that’s the best complaint letter ever!

  4. September 6, 2012 5:51 am

    mmmfffahahahahaha love it!

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